Happy Cinco De Mayo

If you consider yourself an American, Today is that special day to celebrate our disfunctional relationship with Mexico.

Cinco De Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's defeat of French Troops and the ouster of Napoleon's puppet Maximillian in 1862. Lead by the brave General Zartagosa and Portofino Diaz, outnumbered, Mexico defeated the technologically advanced French. The Mexicans were also supplied by arms delivered to the boarder by U.S. General Sheridian which arrived at the front just in time. So really Cinco De Mayo ought to be a time to celebrate US-Mexican cooperation; instead, the Mexicans here and abbroud continue to foster resentment.

Just check this out:

"Those signs offended people across the country for two sensitive reasons. There's documentation that some large corporations are contributing to our illegal immigration problem and secondly, a large number of illegal aliens and their political activists don't respect or acknowledge America's territorial jurisdiction over the area and have repeatedly said, 'It's our land and we are taking it back.''

Think about that as you sip your Margaritas, you suckers! That guy cleaning up you wasted Guac is actually a freedom fighter seeking the liberation of Topanga, who knew?

Thanks AS.