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  • Powell Skateboards
    The true Classic, Cabo-drive prince of the streets.
  • Baxter Of California
    Men's grooming products Cali-style!
  • Monogram Systems
    The world leader in rail, aviation & transport waste disposal. If want to crap on the move these are the guys to call. They just won the contract for the new Boeing 7E7 and the Airbus A380 so you will be crapping in their johns for a long time to come.
  • Jelly Belly
    Remember Ronald Reagan's bean? Those brillant crystals Thacher dipped into as she contemplated free money, a stamp to the face of Irish and a kick in the ass to the unions? That sweet candy, Gorby allowed to tickle his tougue as he contempated the demise of Lenin's dream. Little dimples of necker conjoured in the foothills of Napa, a team of dilligent Californians, new favors daily.
  • Solectron
    Solectron is a leading global provider of electronics manufacturing and integrated supply chain services. We serve the world's most innovative companies in industries that rely on high-tech electronics. Our 60,000 employees have a hand in designing, making and servicing products that people around the world rely on every day.
  • Ernest & Julio Gallo Wines
    Wine Giant dominates the trade from its Central Valley hub in Modesto.
  • Heyday Books
    Book publisher with a strong catalog of titles covering California.
  • J.P. Instruments
    Aircraft instruments & fuel flow products.
  • Cabo Yachts, Inc.
    SoCal made yachts for the jet set. Perfect for any Baha Cruise.
  • Aidells Sausages
    Bay Area sausage pioneer Bruce Aidell has been crafting hand-made links from locally grown products for over 20 years. Find them at your local speciality foods store such as Whole Foods. Yummy.
  • New United Motor Manufacturing Inc.
    Every wondered if you can buy a California-Made Car? Check out this Ford - Toyoda joint venture.
  • Cal-West Custom Rods
    Custom bait casting and fly-fishing rods designed to order for the unique charateristics of Golden State waters.
  • Sparks Alc/Energy Drink
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  • American Apparel
    LA made, sweatshop free apparel.
  • Kits In Case Survival Kits
  • Heliodyne Inc. Solar Technology
  • Timbuk2 -- Messenger Bags
    They do make their computer bags in CHINA but everything else is crafted in San Francisco
  • Harris Ranch Beef
  • Cal PC Products
    Design and manufacturer of premium quality, all steel, computer chassis and cabinets.

September 12, 2005

From Drum Circles to WMD's

Gadahn_1Is anyone surprised that the two most prominent Americans caught up in the war on terror are Californians? It is true, Adam Gadahn (aka Azzam the American, aka Adam Pearlman) and John Walker Lindh, who is now serving jail time after being caught in Afghanistan with the Taliban, come from Orange County and Marin, respectively.

Philflakes_chrome_sAnd not surprisingly, both men have much in common. Both had non-traditional schooling and non-conformist parents steeped in the radicalize jargon of the Summer of Love. Lindh’s upbringing was typical Marin: physiatrist father, odd hobby’s, meditative spirituality, obligatory broken home. Adam Gadahn was Californian at hyper-speeed. Born in Orange County in 1978. His father, whose actual impact on his son can only be speculated at as Gahahn Sr. avoids the press, was a well-known Psychedelic sound musician in the sixties whose most prominent album, Beat of Earth, was drum circle affair labeled as the “Velvet Underground of the West” upon its released in 1967. With funding from his prominent Urologist father, Adam’s Dad raised his offspring on a rural farm in the desert outside San Diego. Beatoftheearth_pic
He was a strong advocate for the complete rejection of contemporary American culture, home schooled his children and, according to ex-band mate Karen Darby “voiced…a total distain for the ‘consumeristical society.’ In other words, Adam was raised in the funky, radicalized Whole Earth vibe that is typical from Arcadia to Santa Cruz to Encinitas.

FC personally thinks we ought to really fear Adam Gadahn. Just yesterday, he taunted America, boasting, "Yesterday, London and Madrid, tomorrow Los Angeles and Melbourne, Allah willing...this time, don't count on us demonstrating restraint or compassion." We have, it seems, ourselves a real California revolutionary. Someone, bred on an odd quirk in the history and mythology of California who finds himself in the wild west of Pakistan threatening his homeland with its very existence.

160_gadahn_adam_050911FC believes Adam Gadahn’s current radicalism is not the work of Al Qaeda Imams but the Guru’s and shaman of the California Coast. Only in Al Qaeda’s brand of anti-Americanism and anti-globalization he has found the perfect outlet and continuation of the ideology his father raised him on. In Adam, we find, for the first time, a line that can be traced from the ideology of late-sixties radicalism to Islamic fascism of today. His complaints and motivations are almost identical to his fathers. His final actions, still to come, are real and we cannot fool ourselves, they mean it this time and they are prepared to take it to it’s conclusion. We, all Californians, need to know where this comes from. Not the Middle East, no way, his anger comes from something in all of us. A hatred and avarice is formed by arrogant yoga instructors and life coaches, a self-hating self-doubt in ourselves creates all Adam Gadahn's, like it or not.

August 16, 2005

Bud K's Catalog

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Behind closed doors, in the underground subcultures of America, is where the real action is.  The stuff on TV, the stuff everyone talks about at the water cooler is just boring pulp we consume to pass time before we get back to the stuff we really like underground and in private.  Recently, I came across a catalog whose products fall deep into this realm of subculture: The Bud K Catalog

Bud K’s is ostensibly a knife catalog but oh so much more. In it one can procure a replica 15th Century War Hammer, a Thompson Gun Desk Lighter or a Dragons Guardian Sward.  Everything: the whole catalog, of course, made in China all for under $100.   Taken as a whole their list of products form one large sub-culture: erotic knife collecting.  But considered as individual items each product encompass a small part of another infinite sub-genre, of a sub-genre, upon a sub-genre from American Nazi weapon kits to Dungeon’s and Dragon’s fighting tools, to Southern Fried Military Regalia and on and on.

Bud K’s is based in Moultrie, GA, deep in the heart of the Christian South. One is often stuck by the fact that odd sub-cultures are most often most practiced by people we’d least expect: respectable Doctors stash kiddy porn, soccer mom’s love anime. etc.  Here we have Bud K’s selling tools of death in raw form. You'd expect this in Fresno, deep in Meth-country, or in dirty-dirty New York, but no, this is curious placement indeed: Moultrie, Georgia.  A contradiction and hypocrisy: America forming in its sleepy ‘burgs, ranting for Christ but never-ever acknowledging anything.

What is going on down at Bud K is an accelerated version of what we get everywhere.  Bud K’s consumers are living out fantasies: offing sand niggers, turning Jeddah to a plate of glass, being strong and tough ass bikers, phony ninjas and play Nazis, time wasters in tin sub-genres of unreality and living on barrowed time and credit.  Truth is hard; reality is hard. How much better to wave the confederate battle flag in concealed fencing rather than start fighting for real truth and admitting the leaders you have put so much faith in are housed on this hapless ship of fools?

Dream on Bud K’s customers, play your fantasy games: ride that Harley to South Dakota, slap a halter top on the miss’s, smoke those Winston’s, enjoy. Just remember what you did during these times as you look back far from now then look at yourself in the mirror, pecks atrophying, Tina’s boobs sagging?  Then remember Free California.

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June 08, 2005

THE CALIFORNIA TERRORISTS

Free California has one thing to say about the California terror suspects: Stay tuned folks these two idiots are just the begining, California is very likely teaming with'em-the Islamic variety and beyond.

May 11, 2005

Da Prez; Da Hypocrite

Hypocrisy is the expression of agreement that is not supported by real conviction. And it is a problem for government officials the world over, our President is a hypocrite.

For the last 5 years Bush has led the crack down on terrorists the world over, he has squired away accused terrorists without trial or legal council and invaded two countries to achieve his goal. And yet somehow when it comes to Cuban terrorists he is mute.

In a little reported story an anti-Castro insurgent named Luis Posada Carriles has requested asylum in the United States. Mr. Posada Carriles has been implicated in a bombing of a Cuban Aircraft, the assassination of a Chilean dissident named Orlando Letelier right on Embassy Row in Washington and Castro himself. In other words, Mr. Posada Carriles is a terrorist. And yet the U.S. government has - so far - refused to extradite him and he remains free in the United States somewhere (most likely in the home of some wealthy Castro hater in South Florida). Carriles was an operative in the ill-fated Operation Condor program that terrorized left-wing dissidents during the late 1970’s with tacit support of the CIA, the same CIA, we note, that was being run by none other than George H.W. Bush. This last point may explain the current President’s reluctance to let this cat out of the bag.

We applaud the San Francisco Chroncile and the New York Times for actually raising this story in op-ed pieces because most the United States press has conveniently ignored the story.

May 05, 2005

Happy Cinco De Mayo

050405_billboard200If you consider yourself an American, Today is that special day to celebrate our disfunctional relationship with Mexico.

Cinco De Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's defeat of French Troops and the ouster of Napoleon's puppet Maximillian in 1862. Lead by the brave General Zartagosa and Portofino Diaz, outnumbered, Mexico defeated the technologically advanced French. The Mexicans were also supplied by arms delivered to the boarder by U.S. General Sheridian which arrived at the front just in time. So really Cinco De Mayo ought to be a time to celebrate US-Mexican cooperation; instead, the Mexicans here and abbroud continue to foster resentment.

Just check this out:

"Those signs offended people across the country for two sensitive reasons. There's documentation that some large corporations are contributing to our illegal immigration problem and secondly, a large number of illegal aliens and their political activists don't respect or acknowledge America's territorial jurisdiction over the area and have repeatedly said, 'It's our land and we are taking it back.''

Think about that as you sip your Margaritas, you suckers! That guy cleaning up you wasted Guac is actually a freedom fighter seeking the liberation of Topanga, who knew?

Thanks AS.

April 26, 2005

Enviornmental Call for Secession

Et_page_headerAttached you will find an interesting column from the Earth News out of San Diego calling for secession.

Despite the articles leftist psychobabble (Bro, California’s Indian population is small band of casino operators, get over it.) this article makes the case that there is a direct connection between immigration and environmental destruction that will not change until we leave the Union.

Interestingly, his arguments are closely associated with those of libertarians something FC has commented on before, if we are to remove ourselves from the union these two groups - the pinko enviro-facists and mountain home shut-ins need to come together and find common cause. This may already be happening in the wilds around Eureka. Perhaps this article portends a movement in that direction in the southland? Who knows, but if FC's gun touting cousins in Le Mesa are any indication, it might happen. Everything that is important to the Southland Cowboys – the government staying out of their business, access to weed and water, limited immigration, etc. - are issues of the enviro-lefties.

April 25, 2005

California: Smarter, Better

More proof, as if we needed it, that Cali is better than the nation it is in union with.

Of the 304,000 students nationwide who took the SAT last year, 107 recieved the perfect score of 2400. Of those 24 were from California or 22%. What makes this shocking is that the state represents only 13.3% of the total United States population.

Here is the article

April 14, 2005

The Problem with the Weed Deal

This is the problem with Cali's efforts to allow access to medical reefer - no matter what, when you get bunch of hippies and a bunch of weed it eventually brings in the wrong kind of crowd:

The Freaks!

March 21, 2005

Hello?

1/4th of all ILLEGAL immigrants end up in California.

THE MASTERS

  • The Moist Site
    Blog by perpetual law student with occasional tight diddies on Cali comings and goings.
  • The Urban Dictionary
    Want to know the difference between "Hella" and "Bizzy"? Ever had trouble interpreting your 14-year-old nephew at that family reunion. Open and, as KRS-1 says, "your must learn..."
  • SFist
    Somehow their URL conjures thoughts of “Friscos” seminal place in history of fisting culture, but no, instead this hipster super-blog chronicles SF news and happenings and is a comer for the in-d-know.
  • Wulad
    Interesting, well written SF blog. From what I can gather, this dude is like a wigger-as-blogger with a foxy asian girlfriend, C-baby.
  • Flashenabled
    FC is no fan of tech for tech's sake. With good reason, laptop jockeys nearly killed the beloved homeland. However, Phil and the FE crew are hacking their way to a better future. Respect. Thankfully, they are also Ecotopians.
  • Turning The Tide
    Love'em, Hate'em, fear'em, it matters not. The man knows truth and by ignoring him we ignore reality. This is Noam Chomsky's blog.
  • Betty Bowers
    Great site. This is like The Onion on meth. Truly original. It's sites like this that make the web unique. Bravo Betty, I have no idea what or who you are but do I love you.
  • IraqTheModel
    Ever wanted to hear some perspective from real Iraqis who are not tainted with outragous fundementalist mumbo-jumbo or flat-out hate for the USA? Real people watching a real country forming around themselves. This is a good place to start.
  • Latin Political
    Massive portal of english language news and analysis from Latin America. If you have any desire to see what's up with our brothers and sisters to the south this is it.
  • NO LOGO
    Site directed by the other women in my life: Naomi Klein, who if I was not married would be my wife. My 2nd baby-girl is trying to fight globalization. Man, is she ever sexy.